Dammit. I love deformed children, but she was my very favourite. Even more than Juliana Wetmore (born without a face), Abby and Brittany Hensel (the two headed chick), Lakshmi Tatma (The spider girl), Alamjan Nematilaev (Baby-tumor boy), Milagros Cerron (the IMPOSTER MERMAID GIRL), even more than the FROG BABY, MORE THAN DEDE THE TREE MAN, OKAY. AND I FUCKING ADORE THE FUCKING TREE MAN and OF COURSE more than all those GODDAMNED PRIMORDIAL DWARVES (oh my god if they are so rare stop making TV shows about them when I could be watching I didn't know I was pregnant!!)

OK I LOVE DEFORMED BABIES AND THE MERMAID GIRL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE. WHY COULDN'T GOD KILL A PRIMORDIAL DWARF

Shiloh Pepin, the mermaid girl, is dead. She was gross looking AND intelligent. Those are two things I love in a deformed child. She knew what was wrong with her and it did not stop her from being awesome. So in her memory, I shall tie my legs together and carry on her legacy.

Meet the new mermaid girl.